//Random quote
var number = 0;
var quotes = new Array();
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Eighty percent of success is showing up&quot; - <b>Woody Allen</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland&quot; - <b>Woody Allen</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying&quot; - <b>Woody Allen</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;My one regret in life is that I am not someone else&quot; - <b>Woody Allen</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred&quot; - <b>Woody Allen</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife&quot; - <b>Douglas Adams</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws&quot; - <b>Douglas Adams</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job&quot; - <b>Douglas Adams</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals&quot; - <b>Winston Churchill</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried&quot; - <b>Winston Churchill</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened&quot; - <b>Winston Churchill</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm&quot; - <b>Winston Churchill</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true&quot; - <b>Winston Churchill</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber&quot; - <b>Winston Churchill</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones&quot; - <b>Albert Einstein</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Imagination is more important than knowledge&quot; - <b>Albert Einstein</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible&quot; - <b>Albert Einstein</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves&quot; - <b>Albert Einstein</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough&quot; - <b>Groucho Marx</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book&quot; - <b>Groucho Marx</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy&quot; - <b>Groucho Marx</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks&quot; - <b>Groucho Marx</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Military justice is to justice what military music is to music&quot; - <b>Groucho Marx</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between&quot; - <b>Oscar Wilde</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination&quot; - <b>Oscar Wilde</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again&quot; - <b>Oscar Wilde</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth&quot; - <b>Oscar Wilde</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation&quot; - <b>Oscar Wilde</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence&quot; - <b>Frank Zappa</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced&quot; - <b>Frank Zappa</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible&quot; - <b>Frank Zappa</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read&quot; - <b>Frank Zappa</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way&quot; - <b>Bertrand Russell</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing&quot; - <b>George Bernard Shaw</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth&quot; - <b>George Bernard Shaw</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men&quot; - <b>George Bernard Shaw</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve&quot; - <b>George Bernard Shaw</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Hell is full of musical amateurs&quot; - <b>George Bernard Shaw</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation&quot; - <b>George Bernard Shaw</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.&quot; - <b>Salvador Dali</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad&quot; - <b>Salvador Dali</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change&quot; - <b>Charles Darwin</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts&quot; - <b>Charles Darwin</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time&quot; - <b>Richard Dawkins</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further&quot; - <b>Richard Dawkins</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth&quot; - <b>Umberto Eco</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else&quot; - <b>Umberto Eco</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things&quot; - <b>T. S. Eliot</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time&quot; - <b>T. S. Eliot</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks&quot; - <b>Frederick The Great</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them&quot; - <b>Galileo Galilei</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use&quot; - <b>Galileo Galilei</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there&quot; - <b>George Harrison</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special&quot; - <b>Stephen Hawking</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;I think that it's important for scientists to explain their work, particularly in cosmology. This now answers many questions once asked of religion&quot; - <b>Stephen Hawking</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut&quot; - <b>Ernest Hemingway</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder&quot; - <b>Alfred Hitchcock</b>"
quotes[number++] = "&quot;The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps&quot; - <b>Eddie Izzard</b>"
//quotes[number++] = "&quot;QUOTE&quot; - <b>WHO</b>"
var random_number = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);
var quote = quotes[random_number]


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